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Ghost-mapping

Ghost-mapping means using "GPS Cloak" to keep your mobile phone's true location private without having to drop off your social network's shared map.
Bob, an iPhone user, is part of the Loopt social network that allows friends to know where each other are at all times. Bob decides to ghost-map and go to the mall. He uses "GPS Cloak" for ghost-mapping. He he cloaks his true "Ghost Lōc" location at the mall while his phone's gps broadcasts to his Loopt friends that he is at the gym.
Ghost-mapping by Creepmode April 6, 2009
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MapPoint • Mappo • MapPod • Mappoo • map porn • manpons • manpoints • manpoo • mampo • manpocket

Malpotusment

Malpotusement: A bad Presidential Administration. Mal in French is (bad) and the rest is easy to figure out.
Four years of malpotusment is long enough, but eight years of malpotusment is unfair punishment for everyone.

Malpotusment exists whenever the administration in government does not serve in the best interest and welfare of the majority of US citizens.
Malpotusment by Doublebogey August 24, 2006
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa for "most annoying people on the Internet." Pronounced mah-POH-tee.

These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
Example 1

Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!

Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.

MAPOTI

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Example 2

Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!

Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?

Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.

MAPOTI

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Example 3

Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO

MAPOTI
MAPOTI by RACiE March 1, 2013

mappazzone 

A dish that looks absolutely disgusting and probably tastes like shit as well. Looks so bad you won't even try it. Or Italian dish fucked up like carbonarra with cream.
- Hey, wanna taste my carbonarra?
- No eggs? Cream? That's mappazzone my friend, not carbonarra.
mappazzone by ojciecpolak September 13, 2021

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe 

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.
"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."
A state of being so intensely mad or frustrated about something that it borders on the absurd or comical when reflecting upon it.
Elliott was mappy when he realized he had spent hours meticulously planning an elaborate surprise party for his friend Jack, only to find out the party had been canceled due to a scheduling conflict. In retrospect, the level of his frustration seemed exaggerated, and he couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of his own intense reaction.
Mappy by jtstand12345 May 21, 2023
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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