Manward

atrocious woman math teacher that looks like a man, dresses like a man and should be considered for the late night TLC show What Not To Wear

We attempted to capture the Manward for civilized grooming but her hideous pennyloafers ran faster than when her mom saw her as a baby.

by Joanna/Julia December 12, 2008

Macwards compatible

Anything and everything that will work with a Mac or other such Apple products.

-"I don't have a PC, and I'm having a hard time finding many games that are Macwards compatible."

-"How unfortunate."

by YIIMM March 1, 2008

Mandard

Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.

Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.

Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"

or

The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
or

Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads

by DLMandard August 22, 2012

Mantarded

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"

Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!

by justacomma December 2, 2010

Damian Manwaring

A total legend, almost mythical in his excellence.. Having a party simply add a Damian Manwaring for an instant "partious maximus" His hilarious antics will be forever spoken about when times are dull and boring...

This strapping young lad could very well be the next GOD and is accepting donations NOW.

"man this is lame... i wish Damian Manwaring was here..."

long silence....

".....yea same...."

by thewindinthewillows February 5, 2010

Mankward

It's a sexually awkward moment between to straight men.

After the winning home run Tom and Rick had a mankward hug that lasted a bit too long.

by NateDG January 9, 2014

mantard

A variation of dumbass or stupid, usually said to a male.

Example 1:
Pawell: 2+2=3...
Jessi: It's 4, you mantard!!

Example 2:
Cody: Wanna make out?
Blair: Are you a mantard?!

by Kaeldra December 9, 2004