manpage

A Unix / Linux / BSD Manual page.
Accessed from the console, using the man command.

Dude, read the fricking manpage!

by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005

manpage

Girls gone wild, on a rampage for men.

"Girls, this weekend is gonna be all about the manpage"

by the Committee March 14, 2004

Manpage

When a woman goes on several dates in a short period of time with various men. Like going on a rampage of men. Usually done in order to distract one's self from being single for a long period of time or after a nasty breakup.

Sara- Hey Char do you want to do something this week?

Char- No I'm sorry I can't, I've been single for so long that I've decided to go on a Manpage.

by Chuckstersled11 August 25, 2010

waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

pigeon manager

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.

Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...

by Jon C. September 17, 2006

I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

your manager

Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.

Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020