Manmeal

When men get together at an unnamed christian university, remove a majority of their clothing and eat pbj on hawaiian bread so as to be comfortable enough to talk about anything on their mind.

Hey Ethan! Come on over, it's manmeal night. Don't forget your man-thong.

by Wilhem November 16, 2010

manmal toe

when a man's pants split his scrotum down the middle and it is visible to a passer by.

dude, get some new pants you have manmal toe.

by slickity ric February 4, 2010

manmel toe

What a guy gets when he wears really tight pants. QV camel toe.

Check out the drummer from Plastic Crimewave Sound! Manmel toe!

by Mycopheles September 19, 2008

Man Meal

A healthy dose of spem.

oh man! that guy really filled me with some man meal!
I really pumped her full of man meal!

by snow_nuts11 September 24, 2014

Manmalade

The cheese like substance that forms after three or more days of not showering around the helmet of the penis. This substance usually consists of semen and mucus, bound together with lint.

Damn, I went camping for five days and when I came home I had enough manmalade to spread it on a bagle. I'll bet the hockey boys would like it.

by Soran April 4, 2008

manmeat

Not only is this a part of the male anatomy, but it is also now a food group for a few selective drunken females.

"Name a breakfast food that starts with the letter M." "I could say muffin, but I'm going with MANMEAT!"

"Manmeat. Have you had your protein lately?"

by Miss Nikkerina November 6, 2006

manmel toe

What a guy gets when he wears really tight pants. QV camel toe.

Check out the drummer from Plastic Crimewave Sound! That's some manmel toe !

by Mycopheles September 26, 2006