Manmalade 

The cheese like substance that forms after three or more days of not showering around the helmet of the penis. This substance usually consists of semen and mucus, bound together with lint.

Damn, I went camping for five days and when I came home I had enough manmalade to spread it on a bagle. I'll bet the hockey boys would like it.

Manmalade by Soran April 4, 2008

manmalade 

n; semen, spermat ozoa, cum

she took a nice heaping mouthful of my manmalade

manmalade by GIRAPALLE December 21, 2006

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

poop marmalade by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

Marmeladentasche

A German word for a little pocket on a Jacket where you can put unimportant Stuff in.

Ohhh, look he has a Pen in his Marmeladentasche!

Marmeladentasche by TheWordDefiner November 12, 2022

marmalade sandwich 

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.

1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."

marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

Jew Marmalade by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008

Tits marmalade 

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

Tits marmalade by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013