pbj

When you pee in a girl's mouth instead of cumming while receiving a blow job.
"Hahaha, you should've seen the look on her face when i gave her a pbj"
by Gason & Gave January 14, 2008
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Probation Before Judgement.

Most commonly used in traffic court when the judge decides to put you on probation before you have to plead guilty or not guilty. If you do not break your PBJ, your record will be wiped clean.
The judge let me off with pbj and a $150 fine...i mean i feel like im down, better then gettin a point on your record brah.
by Joe Wonder June 09, 2007
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porno blow job...the act of a blow job during porn watching
hey can i get a pbj for taking care of that big rat in the basement???..please??i wont ask again for 3 days
by lazy suzanne July 16, 2011
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A pbj is a person who acts different when they are with another friend or gender, then tend to be a totally different person when around other people and not just with you. A pbj refers to the two pieces of bread and the peanut butter and jelly in-between, so the two pieces of bread or the peanut butter and jelly refers to the two characteristics or personalities a person carries.
Timmy is being SUCH a pbj, look how’s he’s acting around Sam!

Look at Amy! She’s such a pbj look at how she’s behaving around him! She never acts like that around me.
by claire sheppard June 11, 2019
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period blood juice

When blood from a woman's vagina is inadvertently left on a piece of furniture or clothing
His girlfriend just left her PBJ all over the futon.
by Kylecas February 28, 2008
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Wow, I can't believe I'm the only person to put this def.:
stands for Peanut butter and Jelly. It's a type of sandwich. And it's delicious. Not everything is about blow jobs, urbandictionary-ers.
Jane: "Hey, wanna get some PBJ?"
Bob: "OMG R U GONNA BLOW ME!!!!!!111!1
Jane: "No. The food...dammit, Bob."
by BAAAAHsheep April 03, 2010
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Public BlowJob

in woods or the back 9, wherever you want
as long as it's in public
Dude #1 "She gave me a pbj yesterday."
Dude #2 "Aw nyce! where?"
Dude #1 "Next to the CVS"
by Steezywhitekid August 03, 2011
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