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Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.
One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!
Mankees by Option A or B July 16, 2019
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markeese 

A handsome young man, shy in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Have severally large genitals and is very useful with his tongue.
Wow Markeese I never got it like this.
markeese by Kxxx October 7, 2013
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The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.
"hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."
Monkees by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004
a guy who is sensitive on the inside,loves sports,shy at first but when you get to know him he's nice.
markees is an extremely sexy guy!
markees by raettany November 13, 2010

markeesha 

A girl who seems uppity until you actually get to know her. She's very kind and respectful. She's girlfriend material. She is someone you could become friends with right away. She is very goofy and will laugh at anything. But she can be very spineless and heartless. If you hurt her you will become more hurt then she is after she says what she has to. Be careful with her she's also sensitive.
Markeesha is a very nice person.
markeesha by http101 November 27, 2014
Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.
I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.
Monkees by Christine July 16, 2004
I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.
Monkees by Sleepy Jean August 4, 2004
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