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A mafkees is a person who gives no fucks. It's usually a verry simple guy that makes jokes over how hot his own mother is. If a mafkees goes to piss in wild he will stand with his back against a tree and point his dollo too everybody he sees. He also craps from inside a tree
If i should believe that mafkees his mom is hotter than kim k
mafkees by Macpheee September 14, 2016
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to send recyclers on O Game and yet miss the debris field
oh boy, I did a mafkees again !!! I missed that damn debris field...
mafkees by Allirapasras May 14, 2019
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Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.
One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!
Mankees by Option A or B July 16, 2019

markeese 

A handsome young man, shy in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Have severally large genitals and is very useful with his tongue.
Wow Markeese I never got it like this.
markeese by Kxxx October 7, 2013
a guy who is sensitive on the inside,loves sports,shy at first but when you get to know him he's nice.
markees is an extremely sexy guy!
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markeesha 

A girl who seems uppity until you actually get to know her. She's very kind and respectful. She's girlfriend material. She is someone you could become friends with right away. She is very goofy and will laugh at anything. But she can be very spineless and heartless. If you hurt her you will become more hurt then she is after she says what she has to. Be careful with her she's also sensitive.
Markeesha is a very nice person.
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Markeese 

A nigga that can dress . He stay fly and clean to the feet. Book smart street smart 🤪 .Lightskin fine ass
Markeese is a fly ass nigga
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