This theory states that any
male who has participated, or is currently participating in the
sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a
male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that
guy is
HOT!
Jessica: I
heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.