Manfixing

When a Man explains to a Woman how to fix her problem when she did not ask for a solution

Her: "It is a pain, <insert issue here>

Him, assuming <issue> is a problem that needs fixing: "All you have to do is <insert solution here>"

Her, in a sarcastic tone: "Thanks for manfixing my issue"

by Chewbyka February 14, 2017

Mangiving

Observed on the Sunday before Thanksgiving and originated in 2007 in Bucktown, Chicago, Mangiving is a day for men of all walks of life to gather, feast, watch football, drink beer, and present Man awards for the past year. Mangiving starts at noon with the National Anthem followed by a ceremony including awards such as Man of the Year, Man move of the year, MLV of the year, and Half man of the year. Participants in Mangiving vote on the winners (or losers) for these awards during the weeks leading up to Mangiving. Each participant is also required to have a man name (i.e. Manbear, Manwood, Manshanks) as well as bring a dish to the feast. First time attendees of Mangiving are not allowed to participate in the vote. Only veterans may vote.

I am really looking forward to Mangiving, but I am nervous because I was nominated for MLV of the year for being caught watching The Notebook earlier this year. I hope someone did worse or I will win the award.

Mangiving is going to be so bad ass this year. I am bringing a broccoli cheese casserole to the feast along with a case of Bud Heavy.

by tiger3420 November 4, 2014

manizing

the act of womanizing men

mary was manizing kevin jonas at the private concert she attended.

by selfishchristine February 21, 2008

Manmiring

For one man to admire another man or his possessions or physical qualities.

Brendan: "Wormie, that's some fine work you're doing there."

Wormie: "Boy, quit manmiring me!"

by Meatwolf May 12, 2009

Maniving

Conniving and manipulative, as in Karen is the most maniving person I've ever had to deal with.

My ex was so maniving I can't believe I dated her for 3 years!

by Sammy Lucid March 21, 2021

manizing

weired to say a female is womanizing while all she longs for is a man

The girl is manizing

by lost April 12, 2005

manilingus

A man tucks his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style (creating a mangina), and then another man or possibly woman then proceeds to perform oral services around the mangina-area. Probably doesn't feel very sexually fulfilling, but is great for a story to tell at the bars and likely tickles.

After Jay tucked his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style, Silent Bob went down and performed manilingus on him in front of the Mooby's.

by Sam Oakleaf February 22, 2007