manantula

A growth of black to reddish thick or coarse hair that resembles a tarantula's legs. Most concentrated around the anus & protruding from the intergluteal cleft or "butt crack". Typically found in human males but can effect the female sex as well.

My manantula is so hairy it looks like a tarantula is slammed between my ass cheeks!

by 88 June 8, 2018

manangilated

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.

Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.

by Locker June 16, 2007

Phil Manansala

Kickass Filipino guitar player of the metalcore band Of Mice and Men.Has amazing hair and is hot as fuck, right up there with Tony Perry.He always makes this poker face in pictures whether serious or casual and he looks like he's trying not to laugh. One of the most amazing people you'll ever find on the earth.

Girl 1: Man, who is that fucking sexy guitar player on stage next to the ginger?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Phil Manansala. He's a pussy destroyer.

by Professor Kickflip July 10, 2014

Mantula

A particularly masculine and kickass spatula

This mantula sure beats the **** out of your puny spatula.

by Max Bileschi December 15, 2008

Manrantula

A half man half tarantula

Oh my fucking god that chick looks like a manrantula

by duddly manlove & Dick nipple February 4, 2009

manacular

the distortion of words with the prefix "man-" to denote and often demean something inherent to masculine subculture (root: man + vernacular).

TREVOR: My manpanion and I totally went to get manscaped this afternoon. What a great day!
BRANDON: Indeed. Is there any manacular to describe the feeling?
TREVOR: Um . . . How 'bout mantastic?!
BRANDON: Brilliant! And, ironically, totally emasculating!

by KaraokeFanboy March 25, 2010

maninsula

The small patch of hair on a balding man that resembles a small peninsula.

Jim: Dude, what's up with your hair?

Peter: sorry, I've been meaning to trim my maninsula

by Fleather October 15, 2010