Mancha 

An annoying bitch

Mancha is a retard

Mancha by Devie_devil July 9, 2021

La Mancha Screwjob 

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound

“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night”

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”

La Mancha Screwjob by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017

Jonathan mancha 

a stupid dumbass and sometimes a buttfuck. thinks hes better than every won and SHORT! you should trust me and if your freands with this person you will be losing brain cells.

karen"have you met Jonathan" becky "ya hes a spik 409 you know " Jonathan mancha is a person. that should not be liked and should be rejected at all costs

Jonathan mancha by kingmasonk January 31, 2020

crancha mancha

chaos centered on gluttony

teacher: no more crancha mancha before I fuck

crancha mancha by mrbeast539275 May 21, 2026

Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha

Pablitooo! I know him! He is the compa más loco del puto barrio guey, te lo juro. He will do so many crazy things you know. Me acuerdo de una reunión con muchos de los narcotraficantes más importantes del área, sabes, and puto Pablito, man, he just shoot up the entire place man! Loco ese, loco cabrón, órale. Very loco, very beautiful, very nice.

Hey, what's up, Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha, I'm gonna go to the store, you want something?

- Nah, ese, I'm cool.

Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha by Averican November 22, 2021

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)

"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"

MAchar AZA #1887 by BennyG3 April 26, 2017