moanboarding 

When someone moans at you so much it simulates suffocation.

Shawn: And then this happened.

Ly: My God, I can’t breathe, dude, with you moanboarding me!

moanboarding by Claude Triste November 22, 2017

Manboarding 

Verb: to go on a manventure while longboarding, skateboarding, snowboarding, etc. Men manboard to find inner peace with themselves and nature, and to grow closer to their fellow man. Two or more men necessary to be considered "manboarding." No women allowed.

1. My friends an I went manboarding last week to get away from our girlfriends and to appreciate the scenery.

2. Dude, do you want to go manboarding? We can call up Allen and Jimmy too, if you want.

Manboarding by rhoadsie2 November 22, 2009