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man talk 

highly sensative and/or controversal information that if women hear their heads will explode
guy#1:Did you know Brett Favre is a blatant homosexual
guy#2:Yes, i have heard as much
unwanted female: What are you talking about?
guy#1: Dammit woman!!
guy#2: What did i tell you about trying to listen to man talk.
man talk by Swedish Bob October 19, 2006

Man talk 

1. Talking between two male friends that would normally be classified as TMI.

Man talk can include (But is not limited to) penis size, intimate feelings/secrets, or phoebias/childhood.

2. Stuff men like.

This includes (but is not limtied to) tits, women, sex, cars, money, explosions, guns, and other manly memorabelia.
Jacob: I'm 17.5cm... down there.
Andrew: Really? I'm 16.5cm.
Jacob: This isn't awkward or strange at all, because we are good friends and have known each other for a good amount of time and will not lose respect for one another.
Andrew: This was totally a moment of Man Talk.
Man talk by BickerWasket October 25, 2009

Man Talk 

A personal talk between two or more close male friends. Similar to what girls do in each other's bedrooms, just not in each other's bedrooms, and without extreme amounts of crying.
Guy 1: What were you doing last night? You weren't on Live.

Guy 2: I was having a Man Talk with the guys.
Man Talk by MustardTiger009 March 20, 2011

Man talk 

a series of grunts and groans that men have used to communicate with each other since the dawn of time.
man: Hhnnnn (while pointing)
Woman: i don't speak man talk
man: it's over over there! gaarghh
Man talk by Zeppo VonZapp November 9, 2010

Man Talk (Spank)

The words uttered before spanking a woman's arse in order to make the action seem more respectable. This is a reference to the film "Goldfinger".

man talk grease 

man talk grease but thats all fake
man talk grease by dyako901 March 9, 2017