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hey man want sum weed? 

What this guy in a auto said to me one time but i had no money
hey man want sum weed? sure but i have no money

Cursed Man Summer 

The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:

-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane

-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate

-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.

JJ: Sucks, man.

Sumo Man 

Brock Rogers 6,000lb sumo ass
Damn my nigga so fat he’s almost as big as sumo man
Sumo Man by Dylan Bailey November 5, 2020
The list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had sex with, how many partners they have had sex with and number of times, where, style, how and when. May also, but not necessarily, include information about ones Spank Bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
1. Timmy really wants to bone that woman soon.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
Mansume by John Wesley February 10, 2008