Man Sum
Man Sum by Anime Warrudo August 18, 2020
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hey man want sum weed?
hey man want sum weed? by KENNY! June 23, 2004
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Man Sum • Cursed Man Summer • hey man want sum weed? • Sumo Man • Mansume • man • man whore • man child • man slut • man hoe
Cursed Man Summer
The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:
-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane
-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate
-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane
-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate
-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.
JJ: Sucks, man.
JJ: Sucks, man.
Cursed Man Summer by Shepherd Guy May 7, 2022
Sumo Man
Sumo Man by Dylan Bailey November 5, 2020
Mansume
The list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had sex with, how many partners they have had sex with and number of times, where, style, how and when. May also, but not necessarily, include information about ones Spank Bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
1. Timmy really wants to bone that woman soon.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
Mansume by John Wesley February 10, 2008
Mansume
Pronounced similarly to 'Consume'.
To make an assumption with patriarchal connotations. 'Mansuming' to assumptions is what 'Mansplaining' is to explanations.
To make an assumption with patriarchal connotations. 'Mansuming' to assumptions is what 'Mansplaining' is to explanations.
Man: I'll have a Black Coffee and she'll have a Pink Frosted Strawberry Matcha Latte.
Woman (Arya): Did you just mansume that I didn't want a Black Coffee too???
Woman (Arya): Did you just mansume that I didn't want a Black Coffee too???
Mansume by sunflowertapemachine June 16, 2026
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