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The list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had sex with, how many partners they have had sex with and number of times, where, style, how and when. May also, but not necessarily, include information about ones Spank Bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
1. Timmy really wants to bone that woman soon.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
Mansume by John Wesley February 10, 2008
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Pronounced similarly to 'Consume'.

To make an assumption with patriarchal connotations. 'Mansuming' to assumptions is what 'Mansplaining' is to explanations.
Man: I'll have a Black Coffee and she'll have a Pink Frosted Strawberry Matcha Latte.
Woman (Arya): Did you just mansume that I didn't want a Black Coffee too???
Mansume by sunflowertapemachine June 16, 2026
Mansome is essentially handsome with a few differences. The preferred referred is expected to be unshaven and their hair unkempt. The rest of them however is very fit and attractive to the female. It is used especially in conversation when physical sexual attraction (and not much else) is implied.
Did you see Joey after he got out of prison ? I could do him in a heartbeat, he was so mansome !"
mansome by dw8177 July 25, 2016
A word used to describe an appreciation for another man's looks or manliness without implying sexual desire.
Guy One: Man, Sean Connery is totally mansome.
Guy Two: Totally, I'd let him kick my ass any day.
mansome by DieLawn September 25, 2007

mansuete 

The disposition of the gal is pleasingly mansuete.
mansuete by Larstait November 14, 2003

mansueto high school 

A lame ass school filled with false claiming ass niggas, wanna be ass gang bangers, and a bunch of hoes.
Person A: ay what school you go to?
PersonB: mansueto high school
Person A:lame ass nigga
A fabulous, unique, dreamer, legendary, god challanger and sinner person who's name means innocent.
Her name is masume but her character certainly is not.
Masume by Masume the XXII April 30, 2021
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