man shit

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Activities of particular manliness that are usually unacceptable for a woman to be doing. Usually referred to when one is asked what he is doing.

man 1: Hey, where are you going?
man 2: I've got man shit to do.
man 1: What's man shit?
man 2: Punching people, running the country... y'know, man shit.

man shit by ninjachef7 January 25, 2009

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man-shit

1: A turd of remarkable girth and length. Usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. The specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. Because of its' rarity, another natural consideration is to share its' marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: A turd of mythical proportions.

Jen quizzically entered with coat hanger in hand while Tom stood bewildered by his magnificent man-shit challenging him to flush the toilet.

man-shit by gv willi December 28, 2005

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man-shit

Material, activities, or experiences shared between men.
When emotions overtake a man it is most likely as a result of man-shit. Preached by a select few from Central Massachusetts, the term man-shit was first used to define associations between men after it was introduced into the American lexicon by the Bad Boys film series.

"This ain't gay shit, it's man-shit."
"That was a rough day friend, we need some man-shit."

man-shit by James December 27, 2005

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Man-shit

A woman so hott and sexy, it is for real men. Not for buys

Son, that's Man-shit, She'll kill your ass. Leave her for a real man to take care of

Man-shit by drwilsontx December 22, 2009

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Grown Man Shit

Handling business like a damn grown man.

"Andy never handles grown man shit, hes such an adolescent still"

Grown Man Shit by chewmanneverhandles October 21, 2011

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tin man shit

a way of saying that someone is heartless, as per the tin man in the movie wizard of oz

that lance corporal guy who chucked the dog is on some tin man shit.

tin man shit by freakynetizen March 5, 2008

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oh man holy shit

A way of exclaiming something or simply being surprised by someone's bravery, usually used by the youngest of a friendship group.

Jin: /eats something incredibly spicy
Jungkook: Oh man holy shit!
Everyone else: DON'T SWEAR CHILD

oh man holy shit by yoongis trashcan January 1, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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