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Malumpcious 

A fancy way of saying thicccccccccccc.
My, my, you are looking QUITE malumpcious today, sir.
Thank you, my dignified peer.
Malumpcious by PATUdaPenguin July 19, 2018

Valumptuous

Thick, Splendid, Very pleasing to the eye, perfectly sculpted.
"Your sister has a valumptuous rear-end."
"Look at those valumptuous lips!"
Valumptuous by MindFreak947 January 21, 2013

falumptuous 

An increase in curves all over the body. Usually indicated by vast consumption of McDonald's nuggets, Peanut M&Ms and Darrel Lee raspberry choc stix.
Hey man, did you see Rhett last night? He is looking pretty damn falumptuous
falumptuous by Rhett Robinson February 9, 2017

balumptuous 

adj: having a large bottom and pleasing curves, a very sexy guy
Jonathan has a balumptuous ass.
balumptuous by PimpDaddyB May 27, 2005

Calumptuous 

(Cal-ump-chew-us) adjective - being both voluptuous and presumptious simultaneously
I know you've got amazing curves but you don't have to be calumptuous about it...
Calumptuous by Orca July 31, 2008

falumptuous 

Has huge assests. e.g huge boobs
Look at that that girl she is so falumptuous, her boob bounce!
falumptuous by sexy_horny_bitch December 9, 2008