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A cross breed between a Maltese dog and a Bichon.

Maltese+Bichon= Maltichon
Oh, your Maltichon dog, Yuki, is so cute.
maltichon by Huang Cena August 9, 2016
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Probably the sexiest pokemon in the world. Evolves from a shitty Feebas thats hard as anything to catch in the game. You can only evolve Feebas with 'Love' - whatever the fuck that is. But having a miltoic makes you a total bro. They're fucking dragons that live in the water!
Guy 1: Do you have a Milotic?!?!
Guy 2: No.. i just have Feebas
Guy 1: Love the shit out of that fucktard; Milotics are fucking epic!
Milotic by kphoenix314 April 30, 2011
Adj. drenched in fun.

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What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.
Malmotic by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013
a combination of the words "mayhem" and "chaotic". When a situation gets so out of hand and crazy that one of the above words can't do it justice.
"Dude, the party last night was a little MAYOTIC. I can't believe it didn't get busted."

"Who's ready to get MAYOTIC?"
mayotic by OrweilerSF4life June 29, 2009

Manotick 

Small farming town that was taken over by Ottawa and filled with yuppie morons that built huge houses, leased a BMW and think that their sh*t doesn't stink anymore. Much similar to the same type of people in Riverside South and New Greely. Manoticktons spend their time complaining about how expensive everything is because they are so house poor, they cant even aford clothes at Value Village or goods from Giant Tiger anymore. But yet they seem to think they are superior over the rest of Ottawa society. No businesses seem to last in the village more than 6 months either, prolly due to the local population and their idiotic ways.
Oh you live in Manotick ? You must be a snobby cheap moron then.
Hey I live in Manotick, im really somebody now eh?
North Gower? Kars? Nah i'm a Manotick moron baby!
Manotick by Maynard Bowman February 17, 2020
Anime loving freak. Has participated in edating and is a known hoodrat. Suffers from PTSD as he once served in the Courage Vs Nimbus war on MineHQ. Malticks is also known for edating VanillaBabe ( a ewhore).
Don't be a malticks and date a 13 year old
malticks by lolitsalexfan1 September 17, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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