Mallsack
Meaning of anything that has been created and everything to be thought of. This word can be used as a substitute, as it means anything.
Slow your roll there, mallsack.
Mallsack by MallsackMane September 26, 2019
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mallsick
Mallsickness: when glaring/flashing lights, fluorescent colours, horrible music with thumping bass, tangible clouds of transfat, bleeping, clattering, squeaking, scratching, screaming obnoxious children and bewildering crowds of fat noisy adults make you physically unwell (nausea, dizziness, headache, sudden exhaustion) from sensory overload.
Most common in public places: malls, obviously, but also amusement parks, fairgrounds, circuses, cinemas, casinos, fast food restaurants, canteens, parties, clubs, open-plan offices, anywhere within a school (even, or perhaps especially, the goddamn bathrooms)
Symptoms vary individually and onset can range from 5 min. after initial exposure to 3 hours.
Not mentioned in any first aid course...but it should be.
Most common in public places: malls, obviously, but also amusement parks, fairgrounds, circuses, cinemas, casinos, fast food restaurants, canteens, parties, clubs, open-plan offices, anywhere within a school (even, or perhaps especially, the goddamn bathrooms)
Symptoms vary individually and onset can range from 5 min. after initial exposure to 3 hours.
Not mentioned in any first aid course...but it should be.
"Ugh, enough. Fifteen minutes in this department store and I'm already mallsick. I need to sit down."
"Hey, look at that guy over there clutching a clothing rack for support! Judging from his pallor and his deer-in-headlights expression, he is having an acute attack of mallsickness. We need to get him out of here, sit him down somewhere quiet, and give him a fruit smoothie."
"Hey, look at that guy over there clutching a clothing rack for support! Judging from his pallor and his deer-in-headlights expression, he is having an acute attack of mallsickness. We need to get him out of here, sit him down somewhere quiet, and give him a fruit smoothie."
mallsick by TurtlesLoveBonfires February 19, 2010
Malsacktease
When a doctor of any kind starts examining your genital area, without the use of a latex glove or any hygienic barrier. Making the experience more intimate, yet disconcerting as to weather this is strictly medical or there are ulterior motives at hand.
John: "He just dove right in, he may as well have been pulling my trousers down,
then he just started grabbing all my junk, like it was the most normal thing to do.
He didn't even put on any latex gloves!
But I had to listen to him he knows what he is talking about, he has a P.H.D
Now I feel less lonely but I didn't even cum, can I sue him for malsacktease?"
then he just started grabbing all my junk, like it was the most normal thing to do.
He didn't even put on any latex gloves!
But I had to listen to him he knows what he is talking about, he has a P.H.D
Now I feel less lonely but I didn't even cum, can I sue him for malsacktease?"
Malsacktease by AristotleOfThe20thCentury October 20, 2014
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