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O’Malley the Alley Cat 

I like the cheech-a-cheech-chee-roni like they make at home
Or a healthy fish with the big backbone
I'm Abraham DeLacey
Giuseppe Casey
Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
I've got that wanderlust
Gotta walk the scene
Gotta kick up highway dust
Feel the grass that's green
Gotta strut them city streets
Showin' off my éclat, yeah
Tellin' my friends of the social elite
Or some cute cat I happen to meet that I'm
Abraham DeLacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O'Malley
O’Malley the Alley Cat
I'm king of the highway
Prince of the boulevard
Duke of the avant-garde
The world is my backyard
So if you're goin' my way
That's the road you wanna seek
Calcutta to Rome or home sweet home in Paris
Magnifique, you all
I only got myself
And this big old world
But I sip that cup of life
With my fingers curled
I don't worry what road to take
I don't have to think of that
Whatever I take is the road I make
It's the road of life make no mistake, for me
Yeah, Abraham DeLacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
That's right, and I'm very proud of that, yeah

Bob Marley Catheter 

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.

Kyle: Whoa! What happened?

Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.

malleyating 

To verbally abuse others in an annoying way; to complain continuously about problems that can't be changed or helped
Man, that girl's cranky! She was malleyating all afternoon!
malleyating by YoPeeps March 10, 2008

Face like a rat catchers mallet 

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!