Mall Rats

People who have no lives so they spend all day and every day at the mall creeping on people.

We want to be Mall Rats today.

Fag1: Dude, I am feeling in a creepy mood, I think I am going to act like a Mall Rat today.

Fag 2: Good idea! I am feeling creepy too!

by Water Chestnut December 27, 2010

geelong mall rats

Drug addicted teenagers, or students at Oberon.. Is normally found wearing sluty clothing, or in a fight. They have no respect for anyone or anything, except there sluty boyfriends and girlfriends..

Lets go into town.
Lets not it smells like a geelong mall rats kind of day.

by EmenintFate96 May 18, 2011

Mallrats

2 Definitions:

1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.

2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.

They're not there to shop. They're not there to work. They're just there.

by Jjuusssttiiinnn Aatttkkinnnssoonnn April 17, 2004

mallrats

A hilarious Kevin Smith movie. It is one of the earlier Jay and Silent Bob films. The movie details a day two guys spend hanging out at the mall while trying to figure out a way to win back their girlfriends.

Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

by C the kike October 16, 2006

mallrats

Those for whom the Mall is a place of both recreation and relaxation, a place of worship and of desecration, and a place where one can happily pack a bagged lunch in order to spend all the time neccessary in order to see a stereogram image appear.

by Dead Hero April 2, 2003

Mallrats

Kids between the ages of 13 to 17 that hang around canwest mall EVERYDAY, they beg people for smokes and weed all day and eventually go home, not for long tho cause they return back to the mall the next morning.

oh my god look at those fuckin mallrats... i come here to catch my bus and theyre always here.

by nanananna April 28, 2007

mallrats

the greatest Movie of all time

WOW what a great movie Mallrats is!

by Ugmo October 28, 2002