Malkov

The most awesome last name in the world. Very popular Russian name and it is usually assosiated with intelligence, beauty, and friendship.

You would be lucky to ever meet a Malkov in your life!

by Awesomesauceeee October 5, 2009

mickey milkovich

The best T.V character to ever bless our screens. A well-developed, caring, badass, LBGTQ Rep! character who deserves more than he gets. If you look hard enough you'll find him in a granny dress deep down in MEXICO.

Person 1: I want a cinnamon roll
Person 2: Mickey Milkovich is in Mexico, sorry.

by cherylblossomed March 6, 2017

mickey milkovich

a character off the tv show shameless that deserved to much more. he was written off wrongly and must be put back on the show with his love intrest ian gallagher

bring mickey milkovich back to shameless
mickey and ian belong together

by Gallavich123 June 7, 2018

Portrait of Markov

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

by Somebody that likes money June 5, 2018

Malkogasm

The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.

Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.

by Emma Perry January 26, 2009

Mia Malkova

A hot pornstar on pornhub

Me-I watched so many videos of Mia Malkova fucking her stepbrother

James-Dude, there's like a thousand of those.

by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 18, 2019

Mia Malkova

A blonde ma'am who likes to do something like body twists or stuff while licking popsicle look alike things.

Teenage boy who got into touching himself at some interesting parts of his body: "Mia Malkova really can do things my girlfriend unfortunately can't."

by not_pepe May 25, 2016