malkovich 

A verb used to describe when someone quickly and unexpectedly (and comically) delivers a single jab to someone's face, possibly as an interruption to their conversation; also used as a noun to identify such a jab.

Taken from the movie 'Burn After Reading' when John Malkovich suddenly punches Brad Pitt in the face in the car.

At lunch today, Grace was rambling so much about her boyfriend that I wanted to malkovich her to shut her up.

As the bouncer tried breaking up the melee, one of the guys turned around and gave him a quick malkovich before resuming beating the other guy's ass.

malkovich by Borgus August 16, 2009

John malkovich 

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time

Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich

John malkovich by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018

mickey milkovich 

The best T.V character to ever bless our screens. A well-developed, caring, badass, LBGTQ Rep! character who deserves more than he gets. If you look hard enough you'll find him in a granny dress deep down in MEXICO.

Person 1: I want a cinnamon roll
Person 2: Mickey Milkovich is in Mexico, sorry.

mickey milkovich by cherylblossomed March 6, 2017

mickey milkovich 

a character off the tv show shameless that deserved to much more. he was written off wrongly and must be put back on the show with his love intrest ian gallagher

bring mickey milkovich back to shameless
mickey and ian belong together

mickey milkovich by Gallavich123 June 7, 2018

Macovich 

Macovich is the very real and very successful company founded by Mike MacDonald as President/CEO and Benjamin Oprinovich as VP/CFO.

Waiting for the proper time to leap out of the wood work, Macovich currently spends its time pondering business ideas and streamlining their process into a more capable and functional framework.

"Macovich, bitches. Perhaps you've heard of it?"

Macovich by D. Schweibelheiberton....... January 12, 2010

Mandy Milkovich

The hottest character to ever walk the earth. She is like a goddess who, one day, will run the earth.

Friend 1: I watched shameless and i love Mandy
Friend 2: oh you mean THE MANDY MILKOVICH

Mandy Milkovich by Mandylov3r June 23, 2021

Malkobitch 

Romanian webmaster female, with a very large... heart. Grows hungry when contacted or sleepy when spoken to on an instant messenger. Also known as vadmina, WebMaster of Puppets.

Some label her a slut or a bitch, but we know she's really just resourceful.
Doesn't like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. No eggs for her, just a pair of balls... All in all she thinks herself to be curva...ceously lean.

Don't be such a Malkobitch (when referring to a webmaster that works with fixedwidth)

My status is Malkobitch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)

Malkobitch by bago bago December 5, 2004