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An individual who may be confused about everything in life, wanders aimlessly through life as he desperately tries to find meaning in the most obsolete things and clings on pathetically to old memories and dwells in the past endlessly.
Say, don't you think that lad there looks a tad bit empty and soulless? One could say he's a Malian.
Malian by Chilledbit November 22, 2021
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Malian Club-Clapping

Malian Club-Clapping is the act of inserting metal beads into ur urethra letting them loose. Then swing ur hog like a propeller to rattling noise, also use ur dong to slap people, animals, objects, etc. to make a maraca affect
Yo remember that time you hit the Malian Club-Clapping when we did salvia
Malian Club-Clapping by Sealvester November 15, 2025
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Malina is emotion. Whether its love, happiness, anger or sadness.. she wears her emotion on her face and sleeve with no way to hide it even though she tries so hard to. Malina is honest and the worst liar you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and even more beautiful on the inside. Malina is quirky but brings so much happiness into the lives around her. Expect care packages when you're sick if she loves you. Malina may have a hard shell sometimes but only because of how much shes been hurt before. If given time Malina will be the best wife/life partner you will ever find.
You have so much Malina.

Did you get a nap in today? You're very Malina.
Malina by Herro1037542829 June 1, 2018
A very cute and loveable human. Always there to help you when you need it the most. TBH I like her a lot she doesn’t feel the same but it’s all good.
Malina is such a cute girl.

Malina is so loveable.
Malina by SNM_Boltz April 30, 2019
A very fun and outgoing person who will always be there for you know matter what she is a great friend and an even better girlfriend once you get a maliah never let her go she is very kind and one of a kind person
Damn look at maliah
maliah by Unknown_user3 January 17, 2017
NOT AN OBJECT LIKE ALL OF THESE OTHER ONES ARE SAYING. She is not afraid to speak her mind when something is important to her. Nicest girl you'll ever meet. Very loyal to her friends. She is a hard book to open, but once she opens up, she will talk with you for hours until 3 am. She will love you forever. Being her friend is amazing because she will always be there for you. She is prettiest when she doesn't even try. If you meet a Malia, be kind to her. She tends to give everything away and makes no time for herself. She is very selfless. She often over thinks things. Never let a Malia go.
Malia is my best friend. She is always there for me.
Malia by Puppylover278 January 4, 2019
a vietnamese name that means flower.
Mailan is from Vietnam.
mailan by (:(; April 29, 2009
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