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maliante
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malianive • maliante • Malanie • Maleanizer • Malinie • Malkaniser • MALIA BIZE • Malia Loves Marcos • malia oliver
Malanie
Gorgeous on the inside and out, a little shy at times but can cut loose with the best of them. Blonde hair, beautiful eyes and smile. Opens her heart and home to her friends.
Malanie by swirlybritches February 3, 2010
Maleanizer
Maleanizer by Maylor September 7, 2013
Malkaniser
A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
Malkaniser by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008
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