Sealvester's definitions

Malian Club-Clapping

Malian Club-Clapping is the act of inserting metal beads into ur urethra letting them loose. Then swing ur hog like a propeller to rattling noise, also use ur dong to slap people, animals, objects, etc. to make a maraca affect

Yo remember that time you hit the Malian Club-Clapping when we did salvia

by Sealvester November 15, 2025

Angolan dick chungus

Angolan dick chungus is when you have sexual relations with an 81 year old of African heritage and put her in the corkscrew sex move/position, then, make sure you have at least 1.2 liters of human excrement, make sure that the old lady is almost dead until u release the load, leave the dead old lady for 2 days then put her over a fire and roast and u are left with cum chungus in her vaginal region, finally you can eat the old lady

Remember that time for thanksgiving we did the Angolan dick chungus instead of turkey

by Sealvester November 16, 2025