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One of the funnues niggahs around and definitely the sexiest , has BBC and we’re not talking about 1 extra . Plays football and is a gyalis , Maletu knows his way around girls and as much as he is used to girls around him , he is also one of the best spouses a female could ask for.
Oh Shoot There’s Maletu and his c63 from the 2010 series
Maletu by popefromthe010 November 21, 2021
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A Pretty Boy Who Respects And Takes Care Of Females , He Usually Plays Football and Is Either a Professional or going to be one . Also tends to have a large size penis and knows how to use it.
Look At That Hot Boy , He’s Definitely A Maletu.
Maletu by popefromthe010 November 22, 2021
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Malemudas 

A pair of flooding jeans snipped into cut-offs by a dude. Malemudas are considered too long to be bermudas, but too short to be deemed capris. Malemudas are commonly worn by male baristas, musicians, hipsters, men with unisex names, or any combination of these.
Jessica: See that barista over there?

Ariel: Which one?

Jessica: The hipster with the soul patch and the malemudas.

Ariel: Yeah. His name is probably Kelley. And he probably plays bass.
Malemudas by DariaMorgendorffer January 4, 2013
MARETU is a Vocaloid producer. His most popular song currently is Nounai Kakumei Girl. The visuals for his songs are usually black and white illustrations, sometimes made from words.
"hey what's your favourite song?"
"eraser girl by MARETU!"
A failure as a man and especially as a potential romantic partner. A man who consistently disappoints and is unreliable. He's not mean or an outright douchebag, but does not meet the most basic requirements one would expect in a man.
He's still whines about his divorce from 5 years ago. He's 40 and doesn't have a job. His cell phone got cut off so he couldn't call to tell me he was running late for our date and he didn't even walk me to the subway after I picked up the tab. He's really nice, but a total maleure.
Maleure by fieldsish July 28, 2010

Maleducated

Having been deliberately and with malice of forethought indoctrinated with blatantly and demonstrably incorrect propaganda. Maleducation is most often associated with universities and colleges but can also be engaged in by corporations, political parties, media groups, and even peer groups.

Maleducation differs from miseducation in that there is ample evidence that material being taught as "fact" is not true and should be obvious whereas miseducation implies that the actual facts were not known or reasonably knowable when the information was being taught.
Her insistence in her belief that "good science" can be obtained from falsified data only served to underscore how thoroughly she had been maleducated.
Maleducated by JustTiredOfThis February 26, 2019
Mal-e-tina

A fine girl who's got it all going on. She's got the brains to go with the hotness. But watch it cuz she might cut you if you cross her. She got a dunk.
" did you see that girl over there, she be all Maletina like....dang!"

" You better watch what you say, that girl be Maletina, so watch out."
Maletina by 2hottieforscotty September 6, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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