Malcolm’s Law 

Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.

“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”

Malcolm’s Law by AKACroatalin August 17, 2016

Malcolm's Law 

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.

Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.

Malcolm's Law by Mik101 December 14, 2008

malcolm swayne 

A man among boys. SIMPLE.

NO EXAMPLE NEEDED FOR MALCOLM SWAYNE

malcolm swayne by OfficialMAS7 October 30, 2019

malcolm said 

It is a widely recognised fact that whatever malcolm says is true.

"I made a base on the moon", its true cos malcolm said it

malcolm said by Jacks241 February 23, 2019

Malcolm Subban

It's Malcolm

Did you see Malcolm shut the door on Vitamin McD in OT last night?

Malcolm Subban is the best tendy in the league.

Malcolm Subban by Cheese Tucker December 8, 2017

Malcom's Law

When white people bring up the topic of black people when a black person is around.

"Man, Black people sure have it rough lately don't they Jordayn?"
"The fact you brought this up proves Malcom's Law is real."

Malcom's Law by Thorlord May 20, 2026

sophie malcolm 

girl who spends too much time on tiktok and making iced coffee

sophie malcolm is stupid

sophie malcolm by dummie thiccc April 12, 2020