malchus

A guy that is Funny, loves to have fun, gives great advice, will love you unconditionally if you let him and he has a pretty smile

I love Malchus.

malchus by Prince.fye January 25, 2017

Malchus

The male adhd

I have Malchus

Malchus by b.b.quaker April 25, 2025

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

Matchus 

A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.

Have you ever seen a pack of wild matchus?

Matchus by Flyingwallruss September 3, 2017

Malthus 

A negative or pessimistic person. Comes from the economist Thomas Malthus(1766 – 1834) known for his negative and pessimistic views.

Person 1 - This Film is shit!
Person 2 - Alright Malthus no need to be so negative

Malthus by Tom Dug November 10, 2006

Dina malchuta dina 

A Jewish law followed by modern orthodox Jews which says that the law of the government is also Jewish law.

"Yo there's a full sender banger going down wanna pull up with the boys?" "I can't go to sleep late bro. Dina Malchuta Dina after all."
or "Wyd, put on your seatbelt man! Cmon, dina malchuta dina!"
or "Yo Chayav Inish?" "Nah man. Dina malchuta dina, after all."

Dina malchuta dina by ehrliche bochur April 2, 2019

Malthusiasm 

Embracing the coming conditions of a precipitous population decline (as described by Thomas Malthus) with a cheery disposition.

She greeted the news that the Soylent Green supply was going to be particularly plentiful next year with great Malthusiasm because it made such a lovely platform for cheese.

Malthusiasm by Thameron December 31, 2008