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Daron Malakian 

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out
"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron
Daron Malakian by greg demarc February 18, 2007
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Daron Malakian 

Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.
'That Daron Malakian ... he's the shit'
Daron Malakian by xher0in April 20, 2006

Daron Malakian 

Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway
Daron Malakian is truly genius.

A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.

Daron Malakian 

An amazing guitarist, best known for his work with System of a Down where he also did back up vocals and wrote most of the lyrics. He is a great artist and stands for world peace. He's been known to be pretty out there and to say and do odd/ random things on and off stage, that is not to say he can't be deep. He has great stage presence, in fact the awesomeness level of a room goes significantly up when he enters it. Daron is just so... Daron. And its wonderful. Even though he's going through one of his "sedated" stages right now, he's still full of Darony goodness :D Basically a magical, sexy, musical, beast!!!
Interviewer: So, why did you make this a double album?

Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...

A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.
Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is trash
Malaria by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020
Malakia
Greek Slang
"Malakia" (abstract noun, plural "malakies") is used as
-The literal act of masturbation
-A slang word for semen specifically produced by that act.
-It also can be used to describe nonsense.
-An item considered worthless
-A mistake, or (ironically and degradingly) a time-consuming non-productive action. The parallel exists since these actions are a way to consume excessive energy and satisfy a desire, more or less like wanking.

The use of "malakia" to mean "masturbation" traces back to Medieval Greek. It is used in this sense in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon, both of which date to the tenth century.
My cock is swollen I had 10 malakia (es) today

Do not believe in what he is saying he is talking makakia (es)

Your new car is a big malakia

I am doing malakia instead of working I am publishing greek slang on urban dictionary
Malakia by panossak March 2, 2009
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