Skip to main content
Malakia
Greek Slang
"Malakia" (abstract noun, plural "malakies") is used as
-The literal act of masturbation
-A slang word for semen specifically produced by that act.
-It also can be used to describe nonsense.
-An item considered worthless
-A mistake, or (ironically and degradingly) a time-consuming non-productive action. The parallel exists since these actions are a way to consume excessive energy and satisfy a desire, more or less like wanking.

The use of "malakia" to mean "masturbation" traces back to Medieval Greek. It is used in this sense in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon, both of which date to the tenth century.
My cock is swollen I had 10 malakia (es) today

Do not believe in what he is saying he is talking makakia (es)

Your new car is a big malakia

I am doing malakia instead of working I am publishing greek slang on urban dictionary
Malakia by panossak March 2, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.

Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.
malakia by Malakas May 20, 2004

eisai mia malakia

Word “eisai mia malakia” defines a very intelligent and smart person who is ver caring and loving, if you ever see a beautiful woman/man in greece, say, eisai mia malakia, and they will for sure fall in love with you.
“Re ilithia eisai mia malakia kai mish”
eisai mia malakia by Màrčô June 30, 2021
Malaika is absolutely DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Her brown eyes are always sparkling , and she has the most beautiful smile in the world. People will often tell her to smile more because the presence of her is a pleasure to anyone. She can be extremely shy and may not seem to speak but is the craziest and cutest person. You never want to loose Malaika, her personality is nothing like anyone else, and hurting her is possibly the worst thing to do. Most of all , she is the Nicest person you will meet in your whole entire life. You can go to her in any situation. She will make you laugh until your sides hurt and won’t be happy until you are happy. When a Malaika smiles any boy will fall right in love with her with her adorable face and without knowing will be in love with her forever.
Malaika is beautiful

I’m in love with Malaika
Malaika by Bellastar March 4, 2019
malaika means angel in swahili and queen in some indian languages, and this is COMPLETELY true. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, she is pretty probably the nicest sweetest girl you will ever meet so freaking cute and adorable it's crazy and super funny. She is also really talented and known for her smarts and intelligence. Everyone is always jealous of her, even her friends want to be like her and every guy longs to be with her. In general, is a girl that is always happy and nice to everyone but if you get on her bad side, she will roast you to death lol.
is that Malaika over there?

yeah she is so cute right?
Malaika by lol.k.hehe June 5, 2019
Malaika is s girl who is drop dead gorgeous , and possibly the nicest out of anyone. She is the type of person you do not want to loose. Extremely shy but is actually crazy when you get to know her. No lie but she is one of the funniest people you will meet. If you need anyone by your side it’s her. Any boy is lucky to have her. A Malaika will not let anyone treat her like shit, might seem like she’s too nice but don’t get on the wrong side of her.
I wish I was with malaika! amazing sexy
Malaika by Bellastar October 29, 2017
Malaika is the name of a Strong Women, She is "Strong, Loving, Caring and Stubborn as hell but you would be lucky that you will have a Malaika in your life
''did you talk to Malaika today
''Bro, She was legit so Gorgeous, She was out-shopping with her Friends
Malaika by Floki-23 November 17, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
Load more