Malarke

Someone who sexually assaults sharks

Dominic you can’t hide it, you are a “malarke”

by zxB3ANxz May 18, 2023

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

malarkey

An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.

Joe Biden: "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey!"

by sjf206 December 30, 2012

malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive

This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?

by Amy April 8, 2003

malarkygarchy

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.

--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.

by captainquirk January 1, 2012

Surely Marlarkey

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.

Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.

by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008

malarki

A load of bullshit.
OR
Used in context of OMM - Oh my Malarki!

Michael Herron, whoever told you that is wrong. That's a load of malarki!
OR
OMM! He just stole that car!

by lolpwnzorloler December 28, 2007