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Dank Malarky
anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018
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malarky
malarkygarchy
Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
malarkygarchy by captainquirk January 1, 2012
Surely Marlarkey
Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
Surely Marlarkey by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008
malarki
Michael Herron, whoever told you that is wrong. That's a load of malarki!
OR
OMM! He just stole that car!
OR
OMM! He just stole that car!
malarki by lolpwnzorloler December 28, 2007
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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