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To insult something generally, but usually for being an idiot of some sort
The girl yelled at the guy for reading her diary:"You Makalov!!"
Makalov by Moonlitewriter January 7, 2007

Makarovniks 

Plural form of Makarovnik. (See link for more information)

Makarovniks are People who collect the Makarov Pistol, and usually other communist blok guns.
People who collect makarovs are Makarovniks.
Makarovniks by GunCat May 31, 2006
Fictitious Russian terrorist in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You shoot up an airport with him, and just as you think you're gonna get off scott free, he shoots you and America gets blamed for it and the war between America and Russia starts.

It's also a Russian handgun that isn't used so much anymore
Makarov: Remember-No Russian
Makarov by Giant Midgets November 22, 2009
PM/PMM (Pistolet' Makarov)
(Pistolet Makarov Modified)

The Makarov is a handgun developed in 1947 for the new 9x18mm Makarov cartridge. Loosely based on the German Walther PPK, The Soviet Union adopted this pistol for their military to replace the Tokerov Pistols after World War II. Practically all Soviet-Bloc countries were issued the Makarov pistol. The Russia recently replaced the Makarov with the Yarygin PYa.
The Makarov pistol is considered the most affordable reliable handgun at about $180. Though Russia does not manufacture Makarovs anymore, they are still produced in Bulgaria. The 9x18mm cartridge is shorter than the more common 9mm Parabellum (9x19mm Luger) found in the United States. Though some 9mm Parabellum cartrides have been cutshort and used in Makarovs (not recommended), a true 9mm Makarov bullet is closer to 9.2mm than 9mm.

9mm Makarov travels aproximately 1050fps up to 1200

9mm Parabellum travels aproximately 1135fps up to 1300
161mm Length (from grip to barrel)
9x18 Makarov
(about $179)
Makarov by GunCat February 21, 2004
An all around funny guy. He will disturb everything peaceful to make a joke. Was probably addicted to “that’s what she said” jokes at some point and it shows. A good friend that will listen to your worries. Fun to sit next to if you like not getting any work done. Sitting on the edge of all teachers hating or loving him. Likes math, probably. Speedy. He will give you paper if you are nice enough but also steal your paper if you are nice enough. Teases all, no one is safe. Mispronounce his name in many different ways. Overall cool dude to be friends with.
Guy 1: Where did my pencil case go? And where did all this paper come from?
Guy 2: Someone here must be a Makalo...

Vladimir Makarov 

A natural born leader who leads The Authority, and helps lead Kerikov’s USSR. This man knows how to serve and protect correctly.
“It’s Vladimir Makarov!! Quickly get in line!!”