Makalo

An all around funny guy. He will disturb everything peaceful to make a joke. Was probably addicted to “that’s what she said” jokes at some point and it shows. A good friend that will listen to your worries. Fun to sit next to if you like not getting any work done. Sitting on the edge of all teachers hating or loving him. Likes math, probably. Speedy. He will give you paper if you are nice enough but also steal your paper if you are nice enough. Teases all, no one is safe. Mispronounce his name in many different ways. Overall cool dude to be friends with.

Guy 1: Where did my pencil case go? And where did all this paper come from?
Guy 2: Someone here must be a Makalo...

Makalo by thecoolestbestestfriend666 June 16, 2019

Mahalo 

Hawaiian for “thank you”. Also Hawaiian for “finger my hole-o 🤙🏽”.

Ladies in Hawaii be like “Mahalo!” the second I land. I mahalo-ed a girl last night…it was disgusting…she was well freaked out!

Mahalo by Hambone Fakenamington October 31, 2022

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe by don congdon February 20, 2019

Makaio 

Makaio means gift of God in the Hawaiian language and only truly blessed souls are bestowed with this name. Makaio is naturally very handsome, intellectual and caring person who has a true heart. He is someone who teaches you how to love and respect love, to nurture it and give it full attention. the care he gives others is unconditional and surpasses any other type of care you will ever receive in the universe. upon seeing him, you will be instantly attracted to his kindly gaze. he is one who will be there by you through thick or thin and would keep an eye on you to make sure you are never falling. he's creative, gentle, genuine and strong. His physical attractiveness is magnificent and his heart even more purer than the waters of the seas. He is passionate, loyal, comforting and will always have a special spot in your heart once you meet. An inspiring person who inspires you to be a better person each day.

makaio is the greatest man to set foot on earth and he is loved by all.

Makaio by willowtreewhispers July 9, 2010

Mahalo Special 

An alcoholic concoction featuring a fifth of Taaka vodka and 2 sugar-free Red Bulls. First known origins found in Isla Vista.

“Hey Johnny, can I get a rip of that Mahalo Special?”
“Of fucking course dude! TEEHOO MAHALO!”

Mahalo Special by Jug Master March 23, 2021

Makalia 

A genuine, loving, and respectable young lady that tends to keep all her priorities in order. The one you wanna take home to meet the family. She likes to have a good time, treat everyone equally, but dont get her confused because she will curse yo ass out quick. She is also a true savage! She loves hard but can never find the man of her dreams. There is a guy that likes her & has her back, but he's so shy and afraid of being hurt he won't open himself to her. He just continue to be her friend & hides his feelings through Pettiness. Makalia is that friend that brings the best out of everybody and a Beautiful Slim Thick Chick.

Try get me a Makalia in my life.

Makalia by Tiffany Woods December 21, 2016

La Mamalona 

A term Mexican-American son’s (takuaches) use to call their Dads or Parents truck.

Hey Cuhh let’s go out tonight, mi Apá me presto la mamalona.

La Mamalona by OMW2FYB916 October 16, 2019