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The most unforgettable person you'll meet. Highly selective and so will only genuinely give a fuck about you if he likes you. Will also then love to know you, although he has prolly researched beforehand and knows alot about you. All or nothing, can be passive aggressive, and has most definitely pointed out numerous minor errors in this definition. Perfect, plump lips, soft yet bold voice, and a piercing toothy smile are how you can identify him. He might even write you a poem or rap, since he's incredibley good at them. He's also just as good at comforting, will go out of his way to make bad look good. If you find yourself a mahad, don't forget to give him back all the affection he'll give to you. He deserves it all.
Person A: GOOD LORD ISN'T Mahad THE MOST PERFECT KISSER
Person B: i wouldn't knoww dude, he still hasn't followed me back on Instagram
Mahad by Starfishtiddies December 27, 2019
Related Words
Majha • majhai • Majhar • Maj.Hawke • Madhav • madhatter • macha • madhavi • Machan • Maaha

Maha Rushie 

Nickname for radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh.
From his website: "America's Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, also known as: America's Truth Detector; the Doctor of Democracy; the Most Dangerous Man in America; the All-Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie; defender of motherhood, protector of fatherhood and an all-around good guy."
Maha Rushie by bk101 January 15, 2009

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
y'all this girl is an absolute angel. a legend. she will turn your life around. it's difficult to define happiness until you feel her presence. she will make you feel special. she will love you so deeply, you'll wonder if she's even real. very smart and very beautiful in all aspects. will make everything better by just existing. she's the kind of person to make you feel worthy. to make you feel blessed and lucky and if you have maha in your life, that's exactly what you are. maha is something else, something bigger than this world. absolutely extraordinary, breathtaking, more than perfect. everything she does will take your breath away. if you have a maha, you better show her love, respect, affection and appreciation because she deserves it more than anyone. she's the best friend you could ever have. talking to her feels almost unreal, because she's truly something else. she's magnificent in every way. the time you spend with her feels like magic. she radiates this positive energy that's absolutely intoxicating. will amaze you in an instant. you'll never meet anyone like her. anyone this flawless, anyone that will make you forget all your problems right away, anyone that will love you and understand you like her. it's guaranteed you'll have a phenomenal time with her. she is the superior being of all.
maha is the most incredible human to ever exist. ily 3000.
maha by rainstcrm September 8, 2019
MAHA — MAHA means MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN.

Since the advent of MAGA, Americans have gotten waaaaaaaaaay to comfortable with saying “the quiet part out loud”. It’s hard to get one’s head around the idea that the base of the Republican Party represents what has been called “Right Wing Christian Nationalism” as part of a worldwide reaction to a demographically changing world.

A recent example: When Lauri Carleton’s Pride flag got torn down, she always replaced it with a bigger one. Then someone killed her over it.

Killed.

For flying a flag.

In America.

Just a single example to be illustrative but not exhaustive. Urban Dictionary has a word/character count and I can’t possibly innumerate even just all of the most recent examples.

MAHA — MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!!!!
In order to make America great again — MAGA; apparently, you first have to make America hate again — MAHA!
MAHA by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 23, 2023

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)
"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"
MAchar AZA #1887 by BennyG3 April 26, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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