Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season

"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

Majesticism by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016

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majesticvsp

An overrating editor on tiktok. She barely interacts with her own supporters. What a waste of potential.

majesticvsp can't actually edit lmao

majesticvsp by uarefads April 13, 2021

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Majesties

When someone finishes rolling a blunt or joint, but give their friend the first hit. The first hit is majesties.

Guy 1: I just finished rolling a backwood bro, but you can have the first hit.

Guy 2: I can have majesties bro?
Guy 1: Yeah, take majesties bro.

Majesties by ShjanPablo March 8, 2015

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majesticles

The male version of Vajazzling. When you wrap your balls in tinfoil.

Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.

majesticles by anon April 28, 2010

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majesticvsp

an amazing editor who deserves her followers and more she had done some mistakes but y’all just focus on the big famous ppl it doesn’t matter when it’s a small creator

majesticvsp is so talented

majesticvsp by dameliqsaep May 14, 2021

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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