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Adj. – Stands for mal-coordinated, and often used as an insult, especially to those with special needs. Political correctness is ambiguous.
Jacob: "Have you seen that retarded seabass?"
Ferdinand: "What, that Malco?"
Malco by reelmsysdefs February 25, 2023
AAAAAAA ur mum got wind from behind and she like dat shit from jonny jones

get a life an dnt bother doin it to other peeps its fukin anoyin!

ur jus a freak wid ur batty gal
Malco by Me Jonathon Jones March 8, 2004
a guy with rare flavor in music
I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all
Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020
A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him
This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart
Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019
A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017
A smart, talented, sometimes depressed boy
Malcom is a very smart and talented young boy he won 30 talent shows and had great stage sets
Malcom by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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