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1. British slang for head, skull

2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood
Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.
mazzard by Fire Me Hotly September 11, 2009
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skizard manizard 

A very close call of being caught, so close the only thing scarier is having your lizard or dick cut off. Hence the Skizard part.
Skizard Manizard bitch, that cop almost caught my ass. Let's get the hell out of here.
skizard manizard by MT-Empty July 8, 2004
Oh Snap! That mazzard in Russia was a bad one. There were soiled mattress's everywhere.
Mazzard by jjalv7 October 16, 2010
Mazzard. New Australian slang for married.
Jill and Jack got mazzard the other day.
Mazzard by Pablocopenhoward June 24, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026