mazzard

1. British slang for head, skull

2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood

Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.

by Fire Me Hotly September 11, 2009

Mazzard

A mattress blizzard

Oh Snap! That mazzard in Russia was a bad one. There were soiled mattress's everywhere.

by jjalv7 October 16, 2010

Mazzard

Mazzard. New Australian slang for married.

Jill and Jack got mazzard the other day.

by Pablocopenhoward June 24, 2019