Imagistrate

The act of breaking/penetrating a females blood holder.

Alternative Definition- The act of fingering a female as she commences menstruation.

"Did you imagistrate that girl last night." "Yea, there was blood everywhere."

Imagistrate by The Bear Squad March 10, 2008

magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.

Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009

Magistrate 

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.

"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."

Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Magistrate` 

A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.

"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"

Magistrate` by Kevon November 25, 2004

Imagistration 

Combination of Imagination and Inspiration.

The guy I'm rooting for had power and Imagistration.

Imagistration by Fim Slim February 17, 2008

Magistrate 

Margaret is an honest individual

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.

Magistrate by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Magistrate` 

A gangsta with an extremely small penis.

"Dayum, that dude is such a Magistrate`."

Magistrate` by Benchmeister 5000 August 17, 2011