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Maggie is a bitch. She has a Resting bitch face. She likes toned arms, she also enjoys playing lacrosse with lesbians. Her ears are quiet large for her head and her hair is to red. maggie is a fucking sassy sarcastic ginger cunt, never talk to her.
Also Maggie H is bad influence and don’t let any of your kids near her. If you see Maggie H RUN.

Don’t be a Maggie H.

Maggie H by Ryan_TheBeast June 11, 2018

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Maggie Harrington

This bitch always tells the truth even when you don't want to hear it. Best taste in music and every guy's dream woman. Huge dumpy, blue eyes, and a real blond. You'll never meet anyone who makes you laugh like Margret does and she is one of those girls that when she smiles you can't look away. If Maggie Harrington lets you close, don't fucking let her go. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. Know's how to have a good time. Gives good head

Looks it's Maggie Harrington

Oh wow she has really small hands

Maggie Harrington by flaffil February 27, 2022

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Maggie Harding

You pull a Maggie Harding when you get drunk and put on your make up. Similar to the way that Rupaul always does her(his?) make up.

Dude, don't get too many shots deep. You might pull a maggie harding and then fall off of an air mattress. Yiz heard!

Maggie Harding by SlickDickRick April 29, 2009

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Maggie hunt

The act of hunting for a special species known as Maggie. The Maggie can be found in a school environment and sometimes he leaves a trail of coffee behind him.

Girl: "Hey, do you wanna go and Maggie Hunt this afternoon?"
Guy: "Yes of course! I think I saw some coffee spilt on the floor a second ago."

Maggie hunt by eric4live March 3, 2022

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Maggie Hensel

Biggest Bitch bitch

Your suck a Maggie Hensel!

Maggie Hensel by Hello Hola December 14, 2017

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Maggie Hogan

Is amazing, caring, is a type of person who will miss people Al LOT, will probably end you a teacher, always assumes stuff

Maggie hogan Can’t stop drinking coffee

Maggie Hogan by Dzx nuts April 7, 2022

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cold hand Maggie

(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.

"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"

cold hand Maggie by Dr. Boswell October 28, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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