Hensel 

To have a huge weiner

Girl: That dude has a huge wang
Guy: He's a what?
Girl: A Hensel

Hensel by Hensel17 June 1, 2009

Martin Hensel 

The act of committing the most pussified, chickenshit, cowardly, backstabbing and generally worthless move imaginable.

Michael really pulled a Martin Hensel when stole all the money from the Special Olympics charity benefit.

Martin Hensel by Truthman406 June 1, 2018

Maggie Hensel 

Biggest Bitch bitch

Your suck a Maggie Hensel!

Maggie Hensel by Hello Hola December 14, 2017

henslayer 

n. a male who has sex with as many women as possible

Wilt Chamberlain was the king henslayer, supposedly sleeping with 20,000 women.

henslayer by deluna June 30, 2006

Hansel and Gretel 

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017

Hanseling 

Named for the action of Hansel (and Gretel) from "Hansel and Gretel," the Grimms' fairy tale, as they dropped stones or bread, in turn, to mark their path through the forest.

Forms may include: Hanseling (or lower case, hanseling), a verb; to hansel, a verb; or Proper noun, Hansel (meaning one who drops carelessly in described manner, or any variation of such).

Hanseling is the term used when items, carelessly or purposely, are dropped (possibly in a meandering or careless path-like manner) as a man or boy walks; Greteling is the identical term when a woman or girl walks and drops items in similar manner.

So there is the male version: Hanseling. The female version: Greteling. Either caps or lowercase: Hanseling or hanseling; Greteling or greteling.

The term was initially used years ago when small boys would fail to stay put at meals, and would carry their meals or snacks around the house, haphazardly dropping crumbs or chunks of food in paths around the house.
The term not only includes eating and dropping crumbs, but can broadly include dropping any item (such as clothes, paper, trash, etc.), often in an unthinking or inconsiderate manner.

It can further include not wiping ones' feet at the door, and hanseling mud throughout the home. Etc.

Stop the messes Hansel! No more hanseling around the house eating handfuls of Fruity Pebbles!

Hanseling by Candycasa November 24, 2009

Heaselgrave 

A person who has two younger sisters whom which they give love to most weeks.

'You are such a Heaselgrave'

Heaselgrave by Tackyman123 March 23, 2013