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Magdalia 

a beautiful woman, with a large appetite for sex, yet not promiscuous. Very smart. Independent milf. Not to be messed with, can be a witty smartass and set you in your place. Dislikes cocky Puerto Ricans & Quagmire looking ass kissers. Bikerider. Ice cream and fat fry lover. Enjoys Words With Friends. Has a sexy voice. Contagious laughter. & last but not least...a big butt :)
Security Guard: hey babeh, whats your name?

Magdalia: Magdalia. Mmhmm. :Rolls eyes:

Security Guard: Wanna see my abs?

Magdalia: No

(Ortized)
Magdalia by c9v March 21, 2012
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Magdalini 

A person unlike any other. Someone who’s always willing to put others first, even when that means putting herself down to bring others up. She always makes time for her friends, no matter what the time of day is or if she’s busy. If you have a Magdalini in your life, never let her go.
Bethany: “ Did you see Jeff’s new girlfriend? She’s an absolute model.”
Franklin: “yeah, she’s a total Magdalini.”
Magdalini by risingwestern May 14, 2018
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Magdaline 

1. Unique; Awesome; Beautiful; Stubborn with a cause.
2. Spiritual; Aware; Loyal; Faithful.
3. Fun-loving; Devouted.
4. One of God's Chosen.
When Magdaline walks into the room everyone looks in awe to see her radiance spilling out as if the sun had just risen.
Magdaline by 777us February 4, 2010
A kind, lovely, outgoing woman who lives up to her name's Spanish meaning: "My Flower".
Although she can seem cold sometimes, she's always trying to do the best for her family and friends.
Isn't Migdalia just so funny?
Migdalia by Kat Girl15 January 16, 2009

Mary Magdalan 

Also known as the Angel of Metal. A metal/screamo/crunk band from Los Angeles California spawned from the singer and DJ's addiction. Gives a wide variety of good music unsigned and has a devoted following, the Crucifix Mafia, who promote the music, or the JUNKIE revolution. myspace.com/marymagdalan
All Hail Mary Magdalan, But Mary is just miserable. -Title track from "Pity Girl" CD-
Mary Magdalan by Mizz Maggot February 23, 2008
Gods of music. Bow down to them and wordship them
Magdala = Gods of all
magdala by Wordshipper444 January 25, 2005
Small town in the foothills of california, containing trees, dirt, and rednecks.

Also referred to by some as "maGAYlia", "bumfuck egypt", and "that one place".
"Did you hear? Magalia finally got a Rite Aid!"

Person 1: "where the fuck is magalia?"
Person 2: "2 towns above Chico"
magalia by JRW'sProudWifey January 28, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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