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Luka Magnotta 

1: Luka Magnotta was a Canadian serial killer who committed many acts of animal abuse, often recording videos of the torture and posting them online. Two of his most infamous videos are "2 boys, 1 kitten" where he stuffs two kittens into a vaccum chamber and sucks the oxygen out, slowly killing the cats. The other is "1 lunatic, 1 icepick", where a man named Jun Lin is tortured, killed, and cannibalized on tape. Luka was captured in an internet cafe after attempting to look himself up on Google. (Watch "Don't F**k with Cats" on Netflix for more information)

2: What you call a man that absolutely destroys your pussy during the Devil's Tango.
Allison: Johnny really pulled a Luka Magnotta last night, I still can't walk properly!
Luka Magnotta by EerieFoox August 7, 2022
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Maginot Line 

A wonderful example of how well-laid plans can be screwed up by something you thought was good luck.

Impressive line of military fortifications on the Franco-German border built in the years prior to 1940, designed to force the Germans to repeat the Schlieffen Plan of 1914 attack France through Belgium, if at all.

And, indeed, this is precisely what the Germans had planned to do, and the French had planned to stop. And all would have been well for the French, if a German idiot flying out to brief a forward commander hadn't essentially sent a copy of the invasion plans to French high command, forcing the Germans to come up with a new plan.

They did. It involved the Ardennes, which was the place the French hadn't bothered to seriously defend.

Ouch.
The Ardennes are impassable. This sector is not dangerous

(Of course, the French commanders weren't exactly blameless. In French army maneouvres, 1938, the attacking commander used Rundtstedt's plan almost exactly and managed to break through with a quarter of his forces).
Maginot Line by Stuart Fraser November 20, 2003

Maginot Line 

Another word for "Speed bump"
BUMP BUMP
Guy:What was that?
Guy2: The Maginot line
Maginot Line by Blitz December 1, 2003

Maginot Line 

Frenchie#1: We must stop the Germans and show off to the pathetic USA!
Frenchie#2: Oui, let us build a huge defensive wall with cannons and guns that only face one direction!
Frenchie#1: Brilliant! uhh.. what is the German army doing behind our wall?
Frenchie#2: Damn cheaters, they went around! No fair! Time out! wahhhhhhhhhh!
GOD: hehehehe, silly french people...
Maginot Line by Alexei March 20, 2003

Magnotomous 

a word used only to describe a true man in charge.
I am magnotomous, bow to me.
Magnotomous by Dave Apo March 30, 2009
An adherent to the MAGA movement and/or Q-Anon.
Maganons are so dumb they actively work to destroy America while yelling “Make America Great Again!”
Maganon by eekwhim January 14, 2022