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Maffucci 

The name of someone who is crazy, hyper and funny. They can also be perceived as annoying, dumb and extremely blonde. Maffuccis are often called out as being racist, but it is unclear whether or not that is true. A Maffucci most closely resembles a Dial.
Mom, Maffucci called my work a piece of shit, and called me dumb!
Maffucci by anonymous3561 April 28, 2012

Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci 

An infamous mafiosi kingpin operating in the Monterey Peninsula of California, who is actually, unbeknownst to law enforcement, a domestic white female rabbit with smoky grey ears and who is one of the wealthiest and most intelligent crime bosses, who has also continued to evade capture due to her stealthy and highly imaginative ability to lie low while living la dolce vita.
Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci is the second bun-wife of the also infamous widowed crime boss, Maxie Bonanno; they’re combined net worth dwarfs that of all other known criminal networks, human and lagomorph, in the world.

Hakuna Mafuckit 

\ˈhəˈku'nə-'mə'fʌk'ɪt\
│huh-koo-nuh muh-fuhk-it│

The phrase is derived from the Swahilian phrase "hakuna matata", which translated literally means "there are no problems", and the English phrase "fuck it".

:to quit or be done with something that was giving you worries or problems.

:to not put up with anyone or anything's (bull)shit or drama anymore

Hakuna Mafuckit is a wonderful phrase and a problem-free philosophy that promotes a very chill, laid-back, anti-dramatic type of atmosphere.
Josh: "This chemistry work is giving me problems man! What should I do?"

Dylan: "You're still doing that shit? I quit trying to do that shit a long time ago. I said Hakuna Mafuckit to it."
Hakuna Mafuckit by Kid Sidfuckis September 17, 2011

Masucci Nipples 

i like to lick them masucci nipples
Masucci Nipples by brian masucci November 6, 2010

mafuckingbitch 

A bitch that fucked up everything you hold dear in life.
Marina is such a mafuckingbitch.
A girl from northern california that only wears designer clothes but aint got no SCRILLA. Magucci usually drives a whip, and older form of a fancy brand of a well known car.
Magucci just rolled out of her whip and bent over to tie her gucci shoes.
Magucci by Urban Scrabble October 24, 2011