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preying mantits 

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah
"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"
preying mantits by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

praying mantits 

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.
Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!
praying mantits by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013

osamus_mantits 

osamua_mantits is a person i love
i love him sm he's my husband too!!!!

words can not explain how much i love him especially bc he's my mutual!!! we've known each other for like 2 months and yeah

GO FOLLOW:osamus_mantits RN.
anyways best person ive met <333 and id never want to get rid of him :)

he's AMAZING TOO

love with with all my heart.

by: gorggoshiki
osamus_mantits by osamus_mantits March 27, 2022
Mantits:
A very fat person. Most likely white and plays video games.
Most likely fat and short, and very whte
Zach is Jeremy's bitch. Jeremy usually yells "mantits" when he is racist to his blackness or just being strange
Mantits by mark pnts May 22, 2006
Matits - A mexican word for cumming upon someones tits.
Matits are hard right now.
Matits by Ball Cluster February 16, 2015
She's the sweetest girl you can ever meet. She's extremely adorable, loving and caring. Has an amazing smile, beautiful personality and absolutely fun to be with. Truly honest and trust worthy. Rockin body with a big booty. She's got her flaws but if you can't handle them, you're definitely not worth her time. If you stick with her, you'll never regret it. Quite a kinky girl, but you'll enjoy her. She's a KEEPER, trust.

She is basically a Marta with big boobs
Hey look its Martits
Martits by Akkkkaaa June 16, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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