Martits 

She's the sweetest girl you can ever meet. She's extremely adorable, loving and caring. Has an amazing smile, beautiful personality and absolutely fun to be with. Truly honest and trust worthy. Rockin body with a big booty. She's got her flaws but if you can't handle them, you're definitely not worth her time. If you stick with her, you'll never regret it. Quite a kinky girl, but you'll enjoy her. She's a KEEPER, trust.

She is basically a Marta with big boobs

Hey look its Martits

Martits by Akkkkaaa June 16, 2019

anstey martins 

it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx

Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.

Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you

anstey martins by a person x April 16, 2019

martins basement 

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl

1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

martins basement by nando and nickyd March 5, 2010

Martism 

When you have all mental disabilities and your literally retarded

Friend: hey did u get a haircut
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism

Martism by Goober Gauden April 24, 2019

preying mantits 

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah

"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"

preying mantits by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

marchi-martius 

A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.

"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cook brownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."

marchi-martius by Nicole Dissinger August 29, 2019

martins food

A grocery store chain also known as Giant Food where everybody shops with food stamps and is extrememly rude to the associates. when the fat rude ladies yell at you, you tend to wonder..."am i seriously putting up with your shit right now so you can spend my taxes at martins just to be a rude bitch to me"

martins food

martins food by mortmar May 21, 2009