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Madlime
Madlime by Hookah Slayer September 7, 2019
Absolute Madlad
A true madlad is a combination of fearlessness & a total lack of common sense & self preservation. Always a contender for either the Darwin Awards or a prison sentence. Something along the lines of going on a bulldozer rampage in protest, booby-trapping a cabin built on land without a permit, ice fishing with dynamite, or attempting to do yoga on the ledge or flag poll of an apartment complex.
Only an absolute madlad like Inspector Zenigata would jump onto a race track during a race in an attempt to arrest a driver.
Absolute Madlad by Lieutenant Bacon Waffles November 24, 2019
Madleen
A girl who is hard to get. She doesn‘t trust or fall easily. She‘s strong independent girl who is always caring to others. She tries always to help others, make them feel comfortable and give them support. Madleen is an extrem intelegent girl that will never give up on you and always be by your side no matter what. She won’t judge you because she is very understanding. She gives the best advices. Once you become friends with her, you don‘t want to lose her anymore. Her inner beauty is great as her outer beauty along with her flowing hair. She is always looking to have a great time, & can be the life of the party. Everyday with her is a new adventure. You may never know everything about her. She’s a mystery that youll always want more. You should be careful because she has a soft heart. She’s the sexiest person, she is tricky though she puts up a wall and its strong so no one can knock it down. Every boy wants to date her. Her friends are all jealous of her body and beauty. You better don‘t mess with her because she is dangerous. She is a bitch to assholes and when someone pisses her of she goes full on bitch mode and will get the best comebacks.
madlen
Sarcastic, dangerous when she‘s mad, social, nice, wonderful in-out, „school is shit“, is no fake friend, helps you whenever she can, is nice to you when you’re nice to her.
madlen by VeronicaLarge November 5, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026