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When you spit on a girl or guy's back to fake climax to get out of sex due to boredom
This girl was so boring I had to Madlime her to stop having sex.
Madlime by Hookah Slayer September 7, 2019
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Madlib • madlen • madlogik • madlass • Madleen • madlion • madly • MadLate • madlet • Madley
A madlad is a dude that did something so incredibly extreme, so fundamentally unbelievable, that everyone just wonders in awe after him. Someone out of their god damned mind who did something that no sane person would have thought possible. It is often preceded by the word “absolute”.
Person: *does something incredible and impressive*
"Woah what an absolute madlad"
madlad by Pryzm November 25, 2020
Strong, sexy, independent woman whose appearance and brains intimidate weak men. Handle with caution and care because she is very dangers when mad.
Guy1 " WoW did you see that Madlen yesterday?"
Guy2 " Oh ya, shes scares me but in a good way.."
Girl 1" Everyone wants to be a Madlen"
madlen by Madlen April 3, 2008

Absolute Madlad 

A true madlad is a combination of fearlessness & a total lack of common sense & self preservation. Always a contender for either the Darwin Awards or a prison sentence. Something along the lines of going on a bulldozer rampage in protest, booby-trapping a cabin built on land without a permit, ice fishing with dynamite, or attempting to do yoga on the ledge or flag poll of an apartment complex.
Only an absolute madlad like Inspector Zenigata would jump onto a race track during a race in an attempt to arrest a driver.
A girl who is hard to get. She doesn‘t trust or fall easily. She‘s strong independent girl who is always caring to others. She tries always to help others, make them feel comfortable and give them support. Madleen is an extrem intelegent girl that will never give up on you and always be by your side no matter what. She won’t judge you because she is very understanding. She gives the best advices. Once you become friends with her, you don‘t want to lose her anymore. Her inner beauty is great as her outer beauty along with her flowing hair. She is always looking to have a great time, & can be the life of the party. Everyday with her is a new adventure. You may never know everything about her. She’s a mystery that youll always want more. You should be careful because she has a soft heart. She’s the sexiest person, she is tricky though she puts up a wall and its strong so no one can knock it down. Every boy wants to date her. Her friends are all jealous of her body and beauty. You better don‘t mess with her because she is dangerous. She is a bitch to assholes and when someone pisses her of she goes full on bitch mode and will get the best comebacks.
Guy 1 : „wow did you see Madleen yesterday?“
Guy 2 : „Yeah, she looked so damn fine.“
Guy 1 : „I wish I would have a Madleen as girlfriend.“
Madleen by masha9999 January 12, 2019
Sarcastic, dangerous when she‘s mad, social, nice, wonderful in-out, „school is shit“, is no fake friend, helps you whenever she can, is nice to you when you’re nice to her.
Boy: „R‘ you mad at me?“
Madlen: „ Oh dear boy, RUN!“
madlen by VeronicaLarge November 5, 2017
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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