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The petulant madlet is a manlet who is mad about being a manlet. Stunted, short-tempered, terminally insecure and coming equipped with a Napoleon complex deluxe, the madlet exhibits off the charts levels of manlet rage and is extremely prone to throwing hissy fits. The microscopic madlet therefore endures a tortured existence, marred by constant humiliations, frequent interpersonal conflicts and embarrassing catfights with other madlets. The life of a madlet is short, just like the silly madlet itself.
Why are those two puny madlets tearfully and impotently raging at those kids over there? Lol, I think the children took their lunch money. Hahahahaha! Dominated by a child - madlets are so petite and effeminate! I hope the sissy madlets choke on their girlish manletspeak.
madlet by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
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A portmanteau of malding and brainlet i.e, someone who is both mald or malding and a brainlet.
Talha: wtf my hairline has receded even further back since thursday you've gotta be fucking kidding me man!
John: Don't worry mate, it's not that bad being a maldlet.
Maldlet by ZEENCARRYLORD January 19, 2020
Strong, sexy, independent woman whose appearance and brains intimidate weak men. Handle with caution and care because she is very dangers when mad.
Guy1 " WoW did you see that Madlen yesterday?"
Guy2 " Oh ya, shes scares me but in a good way.."
Girl 1" Everyone wants to be a Madlen"
madlen by Madlen April 3, 2008
The "Mahlet" is a chant that the priests in the Ethiopian Orthodox church perform during the night to praise God.
Otherwise a praise or song to God
And the priest rejoiced by yelling out Mahlet.
Mahlet by maja1211 February 22, 2010
Mahlet is a beautiful girl who is known for being an instant baddie all the time without people knowing. They are super rare and special. This girl is Ethiopian and is super smart. Everything she does is for a reason, once you find an Ethiopian named Mahlet you will never want to let her go. She is very observant and has one of the best and trendiest fashion tastes. Mahlet's and Ethiopians often become millionaires and are very successful in life no matter what, they also know how to say no. They are also super hot. One thing that might surprise you is that during elementary and high school Mahlet's would look weakless but it's apart of their plan the whole time. Mahlet always does things for a reason without people even realizing, they have MAJOR glow-ups and always love their friends. They don't have any weaknesses. Mahlet's love letters are C, D, L, B, and R. SO if you ever run across her treat her right and give her some respect for she knows what you do before you do it, everything is apart of her plan, every rude thing, every moment cruel moment will lead up to her big plan and when you get hit with her plan you're going to be wishing to change the past. (They often become doctors, Engineers, Managers, and more)Again love letters are: C, D, L, B, and R.
"Look its Mahlet! She is so pretty!"
"Mahlet is such a baddie!"
"I wish I could be like Mahlet!"
"Mahlet is so popular and successful!"
Mahlets are rare but if you are lucky enough to find one, then hold on tight. Not only are they probably the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet, but they are also extremely smart, radiant, and overall fun to be around. They would make a great friend and an even better best friend. They are special beyond a doubt. They are precise and a strong perfectionist. If she wants something, she will get it, so it is best to get out of her way. They are natural-born leaders. All Mahlets are reliable, friendly and creative. If you ever meet a Mahlet she will definitely be fierce, funny, and sassy. It is very hard to get a Mahlet's romantic attention, but if you are lucky enough to have it, don't screw it up. Warning: They get very angry if you mispronounce their name.
You are so lucky, I can't believe you got Mahlet's attention!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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